Valentine Funny Games and Valentine Messages

Thursday, 13 February, 2003, Be my sporting Valentine Some of the Valentine messages being sent in the sporting world this year. Ridsdale to Venables: 'The Odd Couple' My dear, darling Terry, What can I say, I bought you some roses, But then gave them away. Warney to his Mum: 'Sorry' Violets are blue, Roses are red, Why couldn't you give me Some aspirin instead? I'm beside myself, Kim Hewitt to Clijsters: Spitting Image: They say two becomes one, That sure does ring true, You've turned into me, And I've turned in to you. Rooney to Beckham: 'Minder' Thanks for the protection, Becks, I had a right old laugh, But there's still one thing that's missing, Can I have your autograph? Gazza to China: 'EastEnders' Thank you me 'ol China, You've really done us proud And to show you all me gratitude, I'll try not to burp so loud. Ooh, it's on the tip of me tongue Bobby Robson to his boys: 'One Foot in the Grave' A big, big thanks from Uncle Bob, You keep me young at heart, And if I do forget your names, That's 'cos I'm an old fart.

Last year's poems Verse from 2001 Top Funny Old Game stories now: It's all gone prong Funny old round-up Kev's driving ambition Beckham's cutting edge Pit your wits! It's just not cricket Teach yourself cricket speak The name game Links to more Funny Old Game stories are at the foot of the page.